Sunday, February 8, 2009

Quick Multiplication Lesson...

So, we have really been working hard on learning multiplication in 3rd grade, and I'm ready to move on to geometry, but from all of the comments on Dave's post it looks as though some of you Krizes need a refresher. Here's how it works: 2x2=4. Very easy and simple, huh? Still don't understand? Well, some crazy Kriz came up with this amusing thing called the 2 year plan, and that means that 1 baby is born and 2 years later another hatches. So, back to math: 1 baby per 2 years, 1x2=2, therefore 2 babies=4 years. God bless you Jeannie and Jason for the cuties you have, but let's look at the facts, having twins means that the next baby isn't due for 4 years (3 years now that they are 1). Thanks to all of you who have attempted the math problem, but you need to keep practicing! :) And a really big SARCASTIC thanks to those of you (Kevin) who have reminded me that I'm not getting younger! I feel the love!

9 comments:

Bobbie said...

That's very clever....I even laughed out loud while reading it, but I think we need a ruling on this from the author of the 2-year plan. Dave?

I guess that's one way to make sure you are posting on the blog, huh Jill!

dave and melissa said...

Sorry, the two year plan was formulated by the pregnancy not by multitudes. So if anybody is thinking of having three at one time that wont work either. Back to math, the twins turned one last month. Formula(12months+1month+9months=22.) (12+12=2years)(24-22=2)According to my math its time to get started.

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Jill said...

No worries, Bob, I check the blog about once a week. There's usually nothing going on here to talk about!
Dave, where the he!! did you come up with that formula? I'm sorry to say it has some sort of insane logic to it! My brain hurts after reading it!

Tammy said...

Your brain hurts? Mine is ready to explode :)

JasonT said...

Dave may be the author of the two year plan, but I'm the most potent producer of children here (3 in 3 years). I just hope Jill and David aren't waiting to have children when the Lakers win the NBA championship. This could be a long wait.

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Bobbie said...

You guys are all just too funny!

kevin said...

Thanks for the ruling, Dave. As blog commissioner, I will second it. That makes it official. We'll be expecting a big announcement from Jill/Vegas Dave by Easter.